Those Creatures Call Women?!?!?!?

This Article is dedicated to X  (Which i hope you will never read this)

 If  you're well dressed, she thinks you're a playboy,

If you are not, she thinks you're rugged.

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,

If you don't, you're not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you're a liar,

If you don't, then you are good for nothing.

If you agree with all her likes, she is abusing,

If you don't, you are not understanding,

If you make romance, you're an "EXPERIENCED MAN",

If you don't, you're a "HALF-HALF MAN".

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring.

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing. 

If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel, 

If she is visited to another "OH! IT'S NATURAL, WHY ARE YOU SO NOT OPEN MINDED

WE ARE GIRLS". :S

If you are a minute late, she complains "IT'S HARD TO WAIT",

If you come on time, for hours she makes you wait.

If you propose love within a brief acquaintanceship, 

you're a fresh guy,

If you postpone love later, she wonders why.

If you fail to assist her in crossing the road, you lack ethics (NOT GENTLEMAN!!!)

If you do, she thinks it's just one man's tactic.

If you are jealous, she says it is bad,

If you are not, she doubts your love and is glad.

If you attempt a romance, she says you don't respect her (Treating her as SOMETHING CHEAP???!!!),

If you don't she thinks you don't like her.

If you listen, she wants to talk,

If you talk, she wants you to listen.

If you contradict her, she does not like it, 

If you don't, she thinks you're gullible.

"OH!!!!! WOMEN"

SO SIMPLE YET SO COMPLEX

SO WEAK YET SO POWERFUL

HOW CAN WE GUYS UNDERSTAND YOU ALL ???? I GUESS I WILL NEVER GET WHAT YOU WANT NEVER !!!!!!